Meet Beau, our adopted cat. Depending on the situation or his mood, we often modify his name. He turns into Ram-Beau after inhaling some cat nip. We call him Beau-zo when he falls off the couch. Ho-beau when he sleeps on newspaper. He’ll be Te-Beau when the Patriots play this fall (unless they play in Greenbay, where we may end up calling him LamBeau). Beau-no-bo, El-Beau, Beau-tie, Beau-Diddley, Dum-Beau, among others.

May I present, Beau.