Two years ago, as the #firstworldproblems meme was flourishing on Twitter, I tried to start up a similar trend — #firstworldfears. Besides a few retweets I got, the hashtag never really caught on. I’d like to give it another shot at glory.

1.) Using a handicapped stall while a handicapped person enters the bathroom #firstworldfears

2.) Reply-All #firstworldfears

3.) My luggage not fitting into the overhead compartment #firstworldfears

4.) Publishing unfinished, shoddy blog posts #firstworldfears

Woops.